SI YO FUERA PRESIDENTE… Es el lanzamiento de una candidatura única. Que se debe de encargar, antes de Edmundo y de MCM. Es el presidente quien debe barrer y limpiar la casa antes del «Go» democrático. El Líder que sin piedad ni clemencia meterá al país en cintura. El hombre que, sin prisa, pero sin pausa, le va a meter las cabras en el corral a los mal acostumbrados. El único capaz de mandar en un país sin militares, es decir, exento de zánganos. El público, en sus palabras, descubrirá la oferta. Se reirán mucho, creyendo que es broma. Veamos un breve texto de su discurso: Nosotros hemos demostrado sobradamente que no somos capaces de manejar con probidad, un coño. Porque si no robo yo, roba el de al lado. A nosotros nos dan a manejar una finca y la chocamos. Además, vamos a tener un socio o aliado comercial de marca mayor, que va a traer sus y otras inversiones al país. Y a ese joven, a Elon Musk -que por cierto me prometió que vendría- ¿estará por aquí?... ¿Ya le dieron café a ese hombre? A Elon Musk no le podemos presentar las cuentas del gran capitán… ¿Al dueño de Telsa? ¡A ese no! ¡¡¡Porque ese Teslas corta!!! Todos los cargos públicos de relevancia serán elegidos por meritocracia y no por elecciones. Y cada uno de ellos: Alcalde, Gobernador, o Jefe Civil, tendrá a su lado un guardián que supervisará toda su correspondencia, llamadas, conversaciones, citas, reuniones y actividades en general. Ese importante cargo solo puede ser ejercido por un monje tibetano. Que no usan celulares y tienen voto de pobreza. Además, no pueden aceptar regalos, porque como los monjes no tienen bolsillos, no tienen donde guardarse un carajo. Y desde el día uno, el comunismo estará proscrito y será perseguido junto al tráfico humano, la pornografía infantil y la pedofilia. Ya que el comunismo te lo quieren sembrar desde muy joven, luego un comunista es un corruptor de menores, un despreciable pedófilo político. www.youtube.com/@OrlandoUrdanetaOfficial

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