The Coach Hotel

We stayed as an overnight for an early flight next day. Positives - free parking on site and close to the airport. Negatives - absolutely awful, the bar is vile, the carpeted hallways are something from the 80s. The tiles in the bathroom was all chipped, marks on the bedding, the noise was absolutely horrendous yes it says there’s live music on their description but nothing about the rooms not being sound proofed. To get to our room we had to walk up a metal fire exit and across a roof top. The room stank of cigarette smoke from the people smoking below. Thankfully we were only staying as a stop gap but I wouldn’t even recommend for that! Disgusting and dirty.

Wow where to start. Eventually got into hotel and waited ages to get checked in. They couldn't find our names on the system. Led through a maze of doors through the bar where feet where sticking to the floor. Went up stairs where there was smoke and none of the doors shut properly. Shower was mouldy and filthy.

Turned up around 5pm to check in. Couldn't park in the car park as it looked as though the customers had arrived and parked drunk. Check in was ok, although anyone would have thought from the loudness of the music that it was 10pm on a Saturday. Which was weird, considering there were about 10 old guys (with about 8 teeth between them) in the bar. All of them staring at us whilst sucking on Quavers and peanuts. The room was tiny and filthy. The only surface that wasn't covered in some kind of grime was the bed, which was comfortable enough. TV remote didn't work. Which didn't really matter as the music from downstairs was so loud it made the cups rattle. This went on until about 5 minutes to midnight, even though the last 2 hours had about 3 people including a barmaid wiping down. We actually had to get out for a walk and a break from the noise 4 or 5 times through the evening before being able to get to sleep. Late access via an unlit fire escape. Awoken at about 6.30 by someone emptying last night's bottles into the recycling bin, then having a loud conversation right underneath our window Real shame as Coleshill is actually a nice little place with some good pubs and views. (The Red Lion very welcoming, not smelly or dirty and reasonably priced, good drinks) Rooms were not justifiable at even half of the price paid. It's almost as if the people running the pub have yet to discover they've actually got people paying to sleep upstairs! Just don't stay there. Seriously!

I was going watching Doja Cat. I booked this hotel as I’m from Manchester and I didn’t want to drive back. I parked up and was greeted by the ‘locals’ with dirty looks - making me feel uncomfortable. I walked into the bar area, to be greeted with the stale smell of urine. The lady told me where my room was. The room was basic (as expected) but filthy. When I came back from the concert the barmaid was screaming, swearing and giving whoever she was on the phone to abuse. It was embarrassing and very uncomfortable. I went straight up to my room to try and get some sleep. All I could hear were drunks swearing and being loud until early hours of the morning. The walls in the room must be like paper as I could hear someone coughing all night. I hardly got any sleep. In the morning at 8am someone thought it would be a good idea to jet wash the decking at the back. I wouldn’t recommend this hotel at all and I’m surprised it is even still open. Probably the dole dossers keeping it going!

I made a reservation for a week at the coach but after one night I had to leave and find another hotel. I couldn't cancel and couldn't get a refund via *********** either. the room was the dirtiest I have ever seen locally. The room was supposedly cleaned before me arriving but I found dirt marks on bed linen as well as blood spots and hairs under the duvet. The photos on here show some issues but not the full extent. the bathroom was very dirty and mold all over the shower. I know its cheap but this level of cleanliness is not acceptable.

Avoid this dirty hotel. I wished I had read the reviews before I booked. We booked this hotel for two nights while staying over for Crufts. The place is filthy, cobwebs and thick dust all over the room, mould in the bathroom and walls. Not sure what the cleaners actually do at this place, they certainly do not clean, even the shower screen hadn’t been cleaned from the previous guestssss. Don’t do the same mistake we did, book elsewhere.

Was above the bar on first floor. Music on till 1am. Very noisy outside with people out for a smoke etc lock gates to carpark at 8pm. No kitchen facilities as being renovated and entered bedroom via a fire exit stair case on roof -bed , clean carpet clean bathroom not

Stuff was friendly and helpful. They were always smiling but the facility is terrible, too old, need to be serious renovated.