The White House Inn has relatively new owners and a much more recent — as in, they “finished” days before our visit — renovation. What a mess, and what a disappointment, especially since we paid a lot for our room thinking we’d get the usual Napa B&B experience. Our “king deluxe” room was so small that it didn’t even have a closet to hang clothes or drawers to stash suitcase contents. The bathroom was so dark, with the only light 12-15 feet above, that I couldn’t see to put in my contacts. The room didn’t even have a hair dryer. Other than the dramatically dark burgundy walls of the bathroom, the room had zero character — no artwork or colors beyond beige. The lamp and powered-outlet end table on one side of the bed couldn’t be plugged in because the nearest outlet was too far for their cords. We had to ask for an extension cord to plug one of them (and only one) across the floor and on the other side of the electric fireplace. The mantel above the fireplace was filthy with construction dust and detritus. You don’t get housekeeping, not even on request. The Samsung TV was app-only with no instructions how to access live TV. An extension cord hung from its back and down to wall to an outlet. And the cardinal sin for a king room: only one chair. Breakfast was only one step above a Hampton Inn. Unlike most Bed & Breakfast inns, we were not served breakfast but rather could select from a small spread on a counter, usually overnight oats, fruit, some kind of egg sandwich, store-bought sliced bread, and gummy bagels. They didn’t even have cream cheese to go with the bagels. You don’t get any homemade or from-the-bakery breads or pastries. The new owners are not innkeepers and are not on the premises. Everything is electronic, from registration to gaining room access to checking out. You don’t get the benefit of friendly owners chatting you up about the area because the only people you see are the hard-working kitchen staff and a manager (?) you can summon by ringing a doorbell-like button. No one talks to you. Good B&B innkeepers always make you feel as though they’ve invited you into their home. There are some good things about The White House Inn. The exterior, including the plantings they were putting in while we were there, is charming. The sunny room at the back of the inn where you eat breakfast is comfortable and cheery. Every afternoon, the nearly invisible staff puts out a beautiful charcuterie board and wine for guests. And we liked the Nespresso Professional Vertuo coffee machine. If you want snacks at odd hours, you are out of luck unless you want to pay for the snacks out of the small tray in your room — a tray that takes up valuable real estate in a small room. Needless to say, we were deeply disappointed, especially given the price. The owners don’t offer any of the amenities you’d expect for either a B&B or a hotel. Basically, you get a bare-bones rooms and a bare-bones breakfast.