Selfishly, I almost don't want to leave this review because I don't want to have to compete for reservations on my return trip ... and the one after that ... and the one after that! Because that is how special GoldenEye is - you will be returning for the rest of your life. If you are looking for olympic sized infinity pools with swim-up bars, themed restaurants, water parks, hamburgers and hot dogs on the menus, polished marble lobbies, beach resort rooms that are generically decorated, and a carefully scripted staff, look elsewhere! But if you are seeking a sophisticated, tasteful and discreet experience set upon a generous, uncluttered slice of tropical paradise which wrapped tightly in authenticity and warmth, then you are in the right place. I traveled to GoldenEye with my 13 and 17 year old children. This is a place where the staff knows your kids name and by the time you leave, you have made friends who hug you goodbye. That sounds cheesy, but it is the truth. We always felt like we were in attentive and caring hands. There is no training or handbook for generosity of spirit. Some things can't be faked. Let me tell you what yo won't have to do at GoldenEye - worry about securing beach or pool real estate! No squatters here. And because there are two gorgeous and distinctly different beaches as well as one main pool - not too big and not too small - plus two petite pools, yet 130 total guests at full capacity, there is plenty of space for all without it ever feeling crowded anywhere, including the two restaurants. If you are a music fan or an artist or a creative (I check all three boxes, fwiw) or have those tendencies embedded ideeply within your soul, you will feel at home here. GoldenEye's vibe and aesthetic and energy and aura are unmatched - a chilled out vibe with unique character, stunning beauty, and a strong sense of spiritually nourishing mystique. It is also centrally located to a plethora of nearby sites in and around Ocho Rios if you are able to peel yourself away from the property for excursions to Blue Hole, Dolphin Cove, and Yamaan Adventure Park as we did. And if you do - shhhhh! - here is another secret...request Laurel to be your driver and guide. She was a central part of our experience - a lovely woman with a bottomless heart, infectious smile, and strong backbone. Plus, she is an ace driver who is always careful and attentive - your safety and enjoyment are her priorities rather than speeding while texting etc. Special thanks to GM Fiona, a superstar human being, and Tamara and Shaneil in the front office, as well as Glen, Derek, Anna, and Marlon, among so many other kind staffers. See you next time!