Horrible. Disastrous. I booked a massage the day I arrived, for 6pm. The masseuse arrived at 6:30 pm, and no one even called me to say anything. Next day, I asked for the unpacking service and asked the price. They asked me to be in the room and sent someone who could be a great professional for any job like bathroom or pipe maintenance, but the person didn't even speak English to do an unpacking during a fashion week in Paris. The other day I left at 10 am and returned at 4 pm with a surprise: the only thing tidy was the bed. The room was a huge mess, just as I left it: scattered clothes, shopping bags, from the hurried days during a busy week, fashion week. I complained: and the so-called “5-star hotel”, with an “original concept” claimed that it did not touch other guests’ belongings. Hahahahaha. It's like charging for dinner and getting an empty plate. Later I called the manager SIMON, a huge incompetent, and he went to the room. I contextualized it, saying that I am guests of the best hotels there are. And within a “5 star” category, things need to be more formal. And he, PASMEN, asked me: “WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?” The manager, to my face, asked this. This citizen asked this question, with me sitting on the bed, talking formally. At that point I said “Nothing. I want the service in the category that the offer sold me.” I showed him the mistakes, like the overturned sink and he said “tomorrow is your checkout, have a good trip”. Nothing can be worse. Later that night, a certain Pierre, who calls himself the director, approached me in the hallway with a fatherly air and said he would take care of me personally. I didn't trust, and I didn't accept the approach.
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