Full review after an 8-night stay. We booked via Jet2 and arrived late evening of 26th May after a 35 min coach transfer (3rd drop). The check-in was very slow due to only 1 x member of staff, who insisted on giving the same individual briefing to each family. We did however appreciate that they had a cold buffet for us. It did look like it was there for some time so avoided the chicken legs and prawns.... Staff were, by and large, very good. The exception being a member of staff on reception (Older lady - I want to say Simone). She was rude on the 3 out of the 4 occasions I spoke to her, including hanging up on me when I called reception to report no water flow - prompting me to walk to reception to continue the conversation. Customer service isn't for her. Location - this will be mixed depending on what you're after. There's nothing within the vicinity. Apart from the Volcano! Everything is at least a 20 minute walk away - including beaches and shops etc. It is however a nice walk to the likes of Playa Blanca (30 min), and the new Marina (40 min). The nearest beach is about 20 minutes' walk. Taxis are also cheap. Circa 5 Euro to all the above. Our 7 year old loves a beach, but we struggled to find one we liked. People recommended Dorada beach - but it's very touristy - Irish pubs and full English-type places. You could however hire boats / jet skis etc there. The hotel it's self: The room. We appreciated the space and quiet terrace - that was lovely. We'd been upgraded to a sea view room - and if you looked very, very closely, between the branches of a tree - you could just about see it. I don't recommend paying for this. I would however recommend asking for a room away from the pool bar and games area. We had 424 - a great spot. The room it's self was tired and basic. Clean, nonetheless. I couldn't declare it a 4* room, however. I can't comment on the TV etc as we didn't use, but we had a safe and kettle. No iron etc. We also didn't need the air con as it was cloudy every, single, day. Our 7yr old had the sofa bed. 10 minutes after we arrived, I was back at reception asking for a mattress topper. I was told it would be fitted in the morning and it didn't arrive during our stay. I wouldn't recommend having a teenager in one of those. 1 x bottle of water replaced daily (between 3 of us, however). Food. You won't go hungry. Some weird concoctions, but the chap on Pizza duty was brill and there was usually things like Paella. I lived on the above. Omlettes and eggs were also good in the morning. They did mix it up quite a lot, which was good to see. Not amazing but you're not going to struggle - which I perhaps would have if it wasn't for Pizza man! Drinks. Shockingly bad. So very, very, very bad. On AI you have draft Amstel - fine. But everything else, including soft drinks is so incredibly bad. Pepsi and unbranded soft drinks and spirits. No one wants a Rum and Pepsi. The wine (rose, white, red and sangria) is from a tap. T