You wouldn't expect any frills at a two-starred hotel but, for the Fountain Court Hotel, two stars is exceedingly generous. I'm not entirely sure how this place continues to operate as a hotel and you couldn't pay me to stay there. I checked in and then checked back out. Upon arriving, the grounds looked like it needs some TLC and once inside, you get the impression that the place hasn't been decorated since it opened in the 1970s. At the reception area, the back wall is covered in a criss-cross of various cables and wires that appear to come from the stairs above. Poor start. Check-in time isn't until 4pm as apparently they only currently have one cleaner on duty however, we were allowed to check in a bit earlier. I was shown to my room which was dark and smelled stale. Flies were collecting at the window, all the furniture was dated and lighting too dim. The first course of action was to crack open the window to air the place out. Upon closer inspection, the wallpaper was scuffed and starting to lift away from the walls where affected by damp. Light shades were dusty and covered in cobwebs, the top of the wardrobe was caked in dust and TV cabinet had a blob of melted chocolate stuck to it... I wonder how long that'd been there. BUT WAIT... hang on a moment... was that a blood stain on the bottom of the bed!? There seemed to be more blood stains on the bedding and on the wall... that's slightly terrifying. Most things in the room (bedding, chairs, carpet, walls) appeared to be stained with something or another. I went back down to reception and kindly told them that it's the worst room I've ever been given. I was shown to a couple of other rooms, none of which were suitable. I've stayed in 8-bed hostel dorms far cleaner and more comfortable than the rooms at the Fountain Court Hotel. Unable to stomach a night there, I left as quickly as I could.