Senza the Inn Resort & Spa - Ultra All Inclusive

Nice hotel

I arrived here with my partner and friend late at night (it took an hour an half from the airport using private transfers)! We were checked in and helped to our room. We had friends join us the next day who had 3 children, 1 of them with autism who found it very difficult to eat due to it not being food friendly towards children. They had nuggets once out of 10 days! The room is decent, comfy bed, clean and tidy. Although the single bed felt as though it would break at the slightest weight on it. Mini fridge had a couple drinks in it (doesn’t seem to get refilled). Breakfast - not the worst as they had pancakes and toasties most mornings, but besides that it was rubbish, who eats broccoli or cauliflower for breakfast?? Lunch - most times we ate at the bistro where they had chicken burgers, pizza etc due to the restaurant being a crap selection nothing catered for the British. Dinner - This was the worst, name cards on half of the foods so we didn't know what everything was. Mostly salad and fish - we didn't like fish. There was always chips, onion rings or whatever they were but that gets tiring to eat all the time and the bistro closes at 6pm so most nights we had to go out to eat which can get expensive. The desserts are basically for show, since they tasted awful. The “cocktails” are a sorry excuse! Done differently every time and the alcohol tasted like gone off nail polish remover (the fake kind in the UK). The juice was okay but sometimes it was so weak like it had been watered down. Soup and bread is served during the night from dinner finish to breakfast opening. The soup is lovely no complaints. Animation team and DJ are good throughout the daytime, always something on unless its Sunday then animation team seem to have the day off i think which is not a problem. The night time entertainment was pretty rubbish, sometimes in the amphitheater which is terrible if you have prams. We were bored most nights. During our stay we were swarmed with loads of school kids/dancers which was infuriating!! They were barging into people, running around unattended, knocking on peoples rooms at 2/3/4 am in the morning and staff did nothing when complained too! My friend was in the lift with her son in the pram, when she tried getting out at the bottom a load of kids rushed in and wouldn’t let her out, shes had to basically scream at them to get out, it was awful! The staff do not listen to you unless you’re russian/turkish. The clothing shop in the hotel next to the restaurant also scam you. All in all we would definitely not be returning and would not recommend it at all to any British person!