Tokyo is great, but I won't go back, because it's just...
Tokyo is great, but I won't go back (a real guide to avoiding pitfalls)
Before going: Tokyo is Asia's premier metropolis—refined, polite, clean, convenient, and a must-visit in your lifetime.
After going: The subway is like a maze, the food relies on marketing, accommodation is ridiculously expensive, and some traps are enough to experience once.
This isn't a post to discourage you; it's to help you avoid 90% of the pitfalls on your first trip.
1. Transportation: The world's most complex maze, bar none
Tokyo's subway complexity is globally recognized as "monster-level." Studies show that among the 15 largest urban transport systems in the world, Tokyo ranks in the top 3 for complexity. People with density anxiety shouldn't look at the full Tokyo rail map.
You have to face the reality that:
· The same platform has trains arriving at different times going to different places
· The same train has different cars going to different places
· A train might split in half mid-journey, and then two trains might connect and continue running
· Exiting the station leads to another maze—Shinjuku Station has over 200 exits, connected to different malls. "Finally out" and "not quite out yet" are two very different states
Advice for avoiding pitfalls:
· Absolutely do not take taxis. Taxis hailed on the street are incredibly expensive; taking the subway + bus is the most cost-effective.
· Google Maps is sufficient, but you must pay close attention to the platform and car number. One wrong step means re-planning from scratch.
· Staying in Ueno is more beginner-friendly than staying in Shinjuku. Ueno has the Skyliner direct to Narita Airport, taking about 50 minutes, and the area's vibe is much more relaxed than Shinjuku's. Staying at Tokyo Station is suitable for those who need to take the Shinkansen to Kyoto or Osaka, have heavy luggage, or have a short stay.
· Beware of the "accommodation location trap": Even if the hotel name includes "Shinjuku," if the location isn't right, it means you'll have to drag your luggage further and encounter more confusing exits.
2. Accommodation: Book the wrong area, and you'll walk an extra 10,000 steps every day
The core principle of Tokyo accommodation: It's not about being as close to the station as possible; it's about how easy the route back to the hotel is.
Red alert areas (entertainment districts, dense touting, late-night crowds): The center of Kabukicho, Shibuya Center-gai, and parts of Roppongi. These places are fine to visit during the day, but returning at night can be stressful.
Relatively comfortable choices:
· Nishi-Shinjuku, Yotsuya, Ichigaya—quieter than Kabukicho, but transport is still convenient
· Kuramae, Asakusabashi, Yanaka—quieter than the area around Ueno Station, suitable for sightseeing in Asakusa
· Nihonbashi, Hamacho, Ningyocho—convenient for shopping around Ginza, but the atmosphere is orderly, suitable for first-time visitors
Value options: Consider staying in Yokohama or Kawasaki in Kanagawa Prefecture. Yokohama to Shinagawa is only 20 minutes, and Kawasaki to Shinagawa is only 10 minutes. Hotel prices are much lower than in downtown Tokyo, making it more suitable if your itinerary is concentrated in Yokohama, Kamakura, or Hakone.
3. Food: Places rated 4.0+ might just be marketing
The biggest trap of Tokyo food: Fame doesn't equal deliciousness.
Specific examples of pitfalls (from real tourist feedback):
· An eel rice place in Ikebukuro: The eel was vacuum-packed microwave food, dry and hard
· A beef tongue set meal in Ginza: The most expensive one was dry and tough
· A rice ball at Haneda Airport: Endorsed by a famous shop, but the salmon roe was explosively salty
· Old oden shop Otako: The baby octopus was sandy
The truth about viral ramen shops: Many ramen shops with high ratings on social media actually offer a disappointing experience—the broth is salty to the point of bitterness, greasy enough to coat your mouth, the shop's hygiene is concerning, and you wait an hour to eat for 10 minutes. Some tourists have complained that a famous ramen shop's "soup noodles were just water with chili powder" and "the staff were rude to other Asians."
Advice for avoiding pitfalls:
· Don't just look at Google reviews. Locals use Tabelog; only those with a 3.5 rating or higher are truly good shops.
· Viral shops at tourist spots have double the markup; old shops on the street and market snacks are often more authentic and affordable.
· Don Quijote is fun to browse, but don't impulse buy. For skincare/cosmetics, go to local drugstores like Sundrug; the prices are much better, and the environment is quieter.
4. Attractions: Some "must-visit" spots you'll regret going to
Disappointing spots:
· Tokyo Tower/Skytree: Some tourists bluntly said, "It's so boring, not even as good-looking as the flowers and plants downstairs at my neighbor's house"
· Oshino Hakkai: Described as "a small puddle filled with flying insects," with some parts so small you wonder how they became famous tourist spots
· Ginza: If you don't like shopping malls, it's likely to be incredibly boring
· Kamakura-koko-mae: Crowded with people, you have to queue to take photos, and the actual experience is very different from the photos
Niche but worthwhile alternatives:
· Akasaka State Guest House: The only national treasure building in Tokyo. It requires a reservation but is relatively easy to book. The downside is that it may be canceled temporarily if there are state visits.
· Edo-Tokyo Open Air Architectural Museum: A bunch of important cultural properties with various activities and experiences. It's enough to spend half a day there. The downside is that you need to frequently take your shoes on and off to enter the buildings.
5. The hidden traps no one tells you about
1. You must carry cash. Although card acceptance is increasing in Japan, small shops and old stores only accept cash. Keeping 20,000–30,000 JPY in your wallet is a daily routine for Tokyoites. 7-Eleven ATMs support international withdrawals.
2. Do not accept touts on the street. In bustling nightlife areas, "touts" will approach you to recommend "special offers" for clubs—ignore them directly; do not accept.
3. Be wary near Okubo Park in Shinjuku. If someone talks to you, ignore them and walk away quickly.
4. Do not talk loudly on the train. This is basic riding etiquette; please keep quiet inside the carriage.
5. Taxi doors are automatic. You don't need to open or close the door yourself when getting on or off; the driver controls it.
6. Japan has no tipping culture. Do not leave tips for servers. Some shops may add a service fee, but that is a different matter.
7. Carry a copy of your passport with you. Japanese law requires you to carry identification at all times. Although you might not be checked, it's best to be prepared.
To be honest
Tokyo is great. Clean, safe, convenient, and refined.
But "great" and "suitable for you" are two different things. Tokyo's transport system tests not just your sense of direction, but also your focus, memory, and reasoning skills. Tokyo's food requires you to have discernment, rather than just following the traffic.
If you are going, remember three things:
· Stay in Ueno or Tokyo Station, not in the center of Shinjuku
· Eat at places with a Tabelog rating of 3.5 or higher; don't look at viral queues
· Leave enough time for the subway; one wrong step means half an hour lost
Tokyo is worth visiting once. But prepare your itinerary before you go, so that a second trip might actually be worth considering.