Schirn Cafe Review

I order a cup of black tea but got green tea. The service was kind but slow. Not many food options so unless you want a Coke, I suggest that you choose some place else

Attracted in as it looked quite appealing and upmarket from outside. Although we were clearly not German speakers we were not given an English menu or offered an explanation of what was on offer. Considering the location in a very touristy area and Germans' generally excellent English this seemed a little odd. However we used Google translate to work out what was on the menu (which was a piece of paper stuck to a bit of a cardboard box). My salad was not very fresh (browning lettuce leaves) and the bread that came with it tasted a little stale. My main pasta course had a piece of baking foil in it. When I mentioned this to the waiter he said sorry but did nothing to resolve this. This was indicative of the "service" we received. Our table hadn't been wiped before we sat down and the seats had crumbs and bits of food on them. Pretty gross. Finally, the food took ages to come. As we didn't really want to spend much longer in there, I asked for the bill to come with the dessert - the waiter acknowledged this request, bought the dessert over and then vanished creating an additional wait. Avoid.