Thong Ta Resort and Spa

"Where do I even begin? My stay at Thong Da resort and spa was an absolute nightmare from start to finish. The moment I stepped into the lobby, I was greeted by a stale odor that seemed to permeate every inch of the building. The receptionist's attitude matched the ambiance perfectly – cold and unwelcoming. Upon entering my room, I was greeted by a sight straight out of a horror movie. The bed looked like it hadn't been changed since the last century, and the sheets were stained and threadbare. The bathroom? Let's just say I've seen cleaner porta-potties at a music festival. As if the accommodations weren't bad enough, the noise level was intolerable. It was like trying to sleep in the middle of a construction site, with doors slamming, people shouting, and some unidentifiable buzzing sound that seemed to come from the walls. And don't even get me started on the so-called 'continental breakfast.' It was a sad display of stale pastries and watery coffee, served in a dingy room that looked like it hadn't been cleaned since the Eisenhower administration. Overall, my experience was nothing short of a disaster. I wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemy. Save yourself the agony and sleep in your car instead."