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October 11, 2021
"You see", said the long suffering wife, "this is why I book the hotels", as we swung into the front car park of the Norwich Hotel. I could see her point. The asphalt surface might have been nice when it was first laid...about thirty or so years ago. Now it resembled a council vehicle parking lot, with more cracks than Boris Johnson's conference speech. As we went towards the front reception desk, over a carpet that has seen too many mucky feet and way too few cleaning products, I realised that things can be too cheap. Having collected the key to room 11 (and the TV remote control, a first for us...), we went to our room. It was dismally small, with the bed hard up against one corner, meaning that the person nearest the wall would have to climb over the sleeping partner if they needed to use the facilities during the night. The bedhead had an integral audio/light control, popular in the 70's. Thing is, in the 70's they tended to be fixed in, and not wobbling about like this one. The carpet was about as clean as the ones in the rest of the hotel. Visiting the bathroom was a moving experience. The towel rail moved, the floor tiles moved when you walked on them, and judging by the cracking, the walls occasionally moved. The tiles bore the red Rawlplug scars of redundant fittings. The toilet flush had the torrential power of a toddler on their first potty wee. The shower was ancient but adequate, as long as you watched out for the viciously slippery shower tray. Oh, and the door bolt was missing. You could tell that because the hotel kindly left a neat rectangle showing where it once was, complete with screw holes. At least you got to know what colour the door was previously painted (blue). After a troubled night on a too-soft (but clean) bed, punctuated only by an enthusiastic couple in the adjoining room working their way heavenward at three in the morning, we checked out, bleary-eyed into the soft damp of a Norfolk autumnal morning. "Love", I said, "next time, you book the hotel"...