February 2024 It was our second family stay at the Thompson Beach House, and we walked away with one irrefutable conclusion – the joke is on all of us suckers who think this property is worthy of the Thompson brand, who don’t read these reviews, and/or who come back for more agony and dissatisfaction. I rarely write reviews, but I consider this one to be a form of community service, because as long as you know the truth, you can judge the hotel’s value proposition in full context. Two years ago, in February 2022, when we arrived at Thompson Beach House, we were struck by how painful the check-in process was. It began with them saying that their “systems were down”. Then, the front desk staffer got on a series of phone calls, and began furiously typing for roughly 6 minutes while we sat there confused. Then, a long form was printed out, and we were asked to sign it. Then, our credit card was run through a machine that looks like a point-of-sale card machine at a street vendor. Then, we waited. And waited. And no keys came out, and nobody said anything, even though we were sitting right there. After waiting so long, we asked them to walk us to the room and give us our keys later. After waiting another ten minutes, they did. Total time from arrival to room-entry was roughly 19 minutes – and there was nobody in front of us, and no issues with ID’s or cards – just long awkward painful silence and a sense that they didn’t know we were coming. It was the longest check-in experience we’ve ever had at any property – for any reason. In February 2024, when we arrived at the Thompson Beach House, we were also struck by how painful the check-in process was. Like 2022, it began with them saying their “systems were down”. Then, the front desk staffer also got on a series of phone calls, and furiously typed for roughly 6 minutes while we sat there thinking that it was odd that the exact same thing was happening again. Then, a long form was printed out, and we were asked to sign it. Then, our credit card was run through a machine that still looked like a point-of-sale card machine at a street vendor – this time TWICE. ONCE for the room rate, and ONCE for incidentals. This was strange since they could have run it ONCE for both, but did not – for reasons they did not explain. Then, we waited. And waited. And no keys came out, and nobody said anything, even though we were sitting right there. Total time from arrival to keys was roughly 17 minutes, and just as before – there was nobody in front of us, and no issues with ID’s or cards – just long awkward painful silence and a sense that they didn’t know we were coming and/or didn’t care. Shortly after keys were issued in February 2022, the staff let us know that there would be a few changes at the resort. It turned out that the restaurant was temporarily closed. As a gesture, we could eat at 50% off at their sister property, Thompson Main House, down the street a quick walk. We were happ