Strange one, this! Some aspects of Lake Kariba Inns deserve at least four stars, others only two, so I have compromised on three. I realise that this hotel caters mainly to Zambian residents, so I, as a European traveller, am perhaps not in the best position to judge. But here goes. The location is terrific, and the rooms are fine, well maintained and serviced, if a little on the pricey side. Food is average, though the continental breakfast is poor, with a much-depleted fruit salad and disgusting coffee. Service is erratic, some staff first-class, others surly and unhelpful. A highlight is a trip on the lake in a small boat, well piloted. But the landing/embarkation area is awkward to use. Surely the hotel could design and build, at little cost, a floating jetty to make it easier for those of us with less mobility? My biggest complaint is the swimming pools and their etiquette. The hotel seems to be aiming for a 'family resort' feel, which is unfortunate. A children's pool should be quite separate from one reserved for adults, and there should be strict cut-off times for pool use. It is uncomfortable, irritating, and dangerous having screaming, soaking-wet children running between dining tables at 2200hrs. Greater control by the owners/proprietors is required, in my view. If the hotel is looking for mature, up-market guests a quiet bar area would be preferable (ideally without a pool table!) and the noise level kept down. The 'music' continued on Saturday night until surprisingly late, making difficult an early night and an early start. The approach road is a disgrace, of course, though I realise that is hardly the fault of the hotel. Security seems OK, so on-balance we will revisit, but certainly midweek. The venue is ideal for a quiet, even romantic, vacation, but perhaps visiting at the weekend is a mistake, if it can be avoided?
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