I literally have NEVER written a review for a hotel where I’ve stayed cause to be honest, I usually couldn’t care less, as long as the place is clean and the price is fair, I’m more than willing to accept a few mistakes, but this place is beyond amazing, and not for the good reasons; let me start by the very beginning; I booked a room at this hotel because I read some people saying the location was amazing, it’s not, and even though it’s so close to the beach, it’s as if they were trying to hide it, you gotta go through some pretty bad looking streets to get to the fifth avenue or anything interesting, good thing the place is technically safe, anyways, as soon as I got there, we started with the wrong foot, paying with card for my room was not possible, apparently the terminal wasn’t working and the guy very kindly told me to go to an ATM around the corner at 1 AM, after paying, the guy told me my room was the one LITERALLY next to the reception, I could hear every single thing happening outside when I was trying to sleep, I could hear the people coming in and out, I could hear when the receptionist sending messages on WhatsApp or even when he just got up his chair, that is ridiculous, the walls are thinner than my patience trying to use the shower in this excuse of a room, but we’ll get to that later; since the room for some odd reason has a window that goes to the reception(?), I decided to close the blinds, since it was super bright outside, bad idea apparently cause I don’t think it has been clean since my grand grand father was born. The furniture is INCREDIBLY cheap, I get it, it’s a cheap hotel, but whenever I tried to put my clothes inside the drawer, it would fall off (?) and that has literally never happened to me before, and I’ve stayed in very nasty hotels. After all this beautiful experience I gave up on laying down and relaxing and just wanted to take a shower, but oh-oh, the water splashes all over the bathroom because the shower is like 30 years old, oh and you cannot close the sliding door right away cause it is broken, I actually hurt my finger once trying to do so. Do you like to take hot showers for 2.3 seconds? then this is the place for you cause the hot water only lasts that long, or at least it feels like it. Some hotels leave a chocolate on your pillow or some other cool thing, but the only surprise I got was a roach that I happened to see by mistake when I woke up in the middle of the night, and well, I could go on and on, but you might be wondering, why didn’t I complain? Well, I stayed here for 3 days, and tried my best to not be at the hotel, and honestly most of the things I wanted to complain about, wouldn’t get fixed in 3 days, the only good thing I can say about the hotel is that the employees are kind, that’s literally it, I know a lot of things are very difficult to fix, and that this hotel is cheap, but that doesn’t mean that I’ll be comfortable in a place with roaches, dirty blinds and noise.
Excellent
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