Faulty Towers eat your heart out
I dont think ive ever stayed anywhere quite like this! The reception area is revolting, check in was weird, they are cash or bank transfer only which is suspicious. The bank transfer account was a personal bank account not a business bank account which screams tax evasion.
The room next to ours was a dining room with just junk everywhere. Room was basic, not the cleanest carpet. Beds were fine, location was questionable. Shower nice and fine. Paper thin walls and lots of windows with no curtains meant you couldnt make it very dark.