"Oh, the elevators at this hotel! They're not just elevators; they're portals to a world of unexpected contemplation and wonder. Imagine this: you press the elevator call button, fully expecting a quick trip to your floor, and instead, you're whisked away on a journey that will make you question the very fabric of reality. First, let's address the elephant in the room—or rather, the elephant in the elevator shaft. On any given day, at least one of the three elevators is on a "maintenance sabbatical," leaving you to press a button and pray. It's like playing a game of elevator roulette, but with higher stakes and more existential dread. Now, let's talk about the wait time. It's a marathon in itself. You find yourself standing in the lobby, watching as the elevator numbers climb with agonizing slowness, wondering if you'll ever reach your floor. During these moments, you have time to contemplate the meaning of life, the purpose of existence, and why you ever thought a quick trip to the hotel bar would be a good idea. During my stay, I found myself in the elevator lobby for what felt like an eternity. I started to question whether time itself was a construct, or if it was just the elevator's way of giving me a much-needed break from the chaos of life. I even started a small book club with the other guests who were also stranded in the lobby. We exchanged life stories, laughed at the situation, and formed lifelong friendships"

"Please book again next time."

"Great, standardized hardware and services."

"The hotel is quite large, and generally pretty good."

"The environment is very good. It's also very close to where my friend lives. It's very convenient."

"Nice hotel. Relatively warm. The transportation is very ..."

"It is my favourite and only choice whenever I stay in Boston. Everything is good."

"The room is clean and tidy, parking is free, the price is affordable, the food is delicious, and it is very close to Costco, which is very convenient to drive to! I like this city and this hotel"

"Just beside the Charles river. Easy self check in. Big room with a kitchen. Free parking. Close to the stores."